Baby Bodysuit - "I'm Not Crying... I'm Talking to My Dog"

Baby Bodysuit - "I'm Not Crying... I'm Talking to My Dog"

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Soft, lightweight bodysuit with a playful, pet-lover design that reads “I'm not crying… I'm talking to my dog.” Gentle on baby skin and built to move, this onesie brings a little humor to everyday moments—nap time, stroller walks, and family visits. The ribbed neckline and side seams keep shape through washes, while the snap crotch makes changes quick and easy. Breathable combed ringspun cotton feels cozy against delicate skin and the tear-away label prevents irritation. Subtle paw-print detail adds charm without overpowering the simple, modern print.
Color: Black
Size: NB (0-3M)

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Key Features

Fabric
Specially spun fibres — strong, smooth, perfect for printing.

Side seams
Hold the garment's shape and provide lasting structural support.

Ribbed knit binding
Rib knit at all edges for softness and freedom of movement.

Snap closure
Matching plastic snaps at the cross closure for easy nappy changes.

Fibre composition
Solid colours: 100% cotton
Heather colours: 60% cotton / 40% polyester

Compliance
REACH certified · For children

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

  • Free shipping on all orders over $99
  • Orders are processed within 3–7 business days
  • Once shipped, delivery typically takes 2–5 business days

Returns

Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused and in original condition. Damaged or defective items? We'll replace or refund — no hassle.

Care Instructions

🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
🌿 Non-chlorine bleach as needed
🌀 Tumble dry: low heat
🚫 Do not dry clean
🚫 Do not iron

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White baby bodysuit with I'm Not Crying I'm Talking to My Dog print, snap closure
Baby wearing white I'm Talking to My Dog bodysuit, snap closure
Pink baby bodysuit with I'm Not Crying I'm Talking to My Dog print, snap closure
Baby wearing pink I'm Talking to My Dog bodysuit

Why MVM Baby?

3 Reasons Parents Love Our Bodysuits

Comfort

Comfort

Problem: Stiff, scratchy fabrics that irritate delicate newborn skin.

Solution: Our baby bodysuits are made from ultra-soft cotton that feels gentle against your little one's skin from day one -- light, breathable, and kind to even the most sensitive skin.

Safe & Certified

Safe & Certified

Problem: Worrying about harmful dyes or materials in baby clothing.

Solution: Our bodysuits are made from REACH-certified fabrics - rigorously tested and certified safe for babies, so you can dress your little one with complete peace of mind.

The Gift They'll Actually Use

The Gift They'll Actually Use

Problem: Baby shower gifts that look cute but end up unused after one wash.

Solution: Our dog-themed bodysuits are a crowd favourite at baby showers -- soft enough for daily wear, funny enough to remember, and available in sizes from NB to 24M so they grow with the baby long after the party.