Baby Bodysuit - I'm Not Crying, I'm Talking to My Dog

Baby Bodysuit - I'm Not Crying, I'm Talking to My Dog

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Soft, simple, and quietly funny — this infant bodysuit brings a little personality to everyday moments. Lightweight combed ringspun cotton and ribbed knit binding keep tiny hands and wriggly bodies comfortable. The black, playful print reads like a wink from the nursery: a clever line for parents who talk to their dog (and want the whole world to know). Easy cross‑closure snaps make diaper changes quick, while side seams and a tear‑away label keep the piece feeling neat and gentle against delicate skin. Ready for playtime, cuddle time, and those candid family photos.
Color: White
Size: NB (0-3M)

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Key Features

Fabric
Specially spun fibres — strong, smooth, perfect for printing.

Side seams
Hold the garment's shape and provide lasting structural support.

Ribbed knit binding
Rib knit at all edges for softness and freedom of movement.

Snap closure
Matching plastic snaps at the cross closure for easy nappy changes.

Fibre composition
Solid colours: 100% cotton
Heather colours: 60% cotton / 40% polyester

Compliance
REACH certified · For children

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

  • Free shipping on all orders over $99
  • Orders are processed within 3–7 business days
  • Once shipped, delivery typically takes 2–5 business days

Returns

Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused and in original condition. Damaged or defective items? We'll replace or refund — no hassle.

Care Instructions

🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
🌿 Non-chlorine bleach as needed
🌀 Tumble dry: low heat
🚫 Do not dry clean
🚫 Do not iron

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White baby bodysuit with I'm Not Crying I'm Talking to My Dog print, snap closure
Baby wearing white I'm Talking to My Dog bodysuit, snap closure
Pink baby bodysuit with I'm Not Crying I'm Talking to My Dog print, snap closure
Baby wearing pink I'm Talking to My Dog bodysuit

Why MVM Baby?

3 Reasons Parents Love Our Bodysuits

Comfort

Comfort

Problem: Stiff, scratchy fabrics that irritate delicate newborn skin.

Solution: Our baby bodysuits are made from ultra-soft cotton that feels gentle against your little one's skin from day one -- light, breathable, and kind to even the most sensitive skin.

Safe & Certified

Safe & Certified

Problem: Worrying about harmful dyes or materials in baby clothing.

Solution: Our bodysuits are made from REACH-certified fabrics - rigorously tested and certified safe for babies, so you can dress your little one with complete peace of mind.

The Gift They'll Actually Use

The Gift They'll Actually Use

Problem: Baby shower gifts that look cute but end up unused after one wash.

Solution: Our dog-themed bodysuits are a crowd favourite at baby showers -- soft enough for daily wear, funny enough to remember, and available in sizes from NB to 24M so they grow with the baby long after the party.