Regret Dachshund Halloween T-Shirt

Regret Dachshund Halloween T-Shirt

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Color: Natural
Size: S

Regret was never an option. One smashed pumpkin, one very satisfied dachshund and zero apologies. This funny dachshund Halloween shirt is for every wiener dog who treats the porch decorations as a snack buffet.

Available in Sport Grey, White, Natural and Sand, sizes S to 3XL. Gildan Softstyle, soft ring-spun cotton, classic unisex fit, printed in the USA.

Makes a great gift for: dachshund moms and dads who know that look a little too well, and anyone with a pumpkin-loving doxie.

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Key Features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m² — soft, breathable and lightweight
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner fit
  • Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — holds shape wash after wash
  • High-quality DTF/DTG print — crisp, vibrant and built to last
  • Pearlized tear-away label — no itching, no irritation
  • Unisex classic fit — relaxed without being baggy

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron on low heat, avoid the print
  • Do not dry clean

Shipping & Returns

  • Free shipping on orders over $100
  • Printed on demand in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped in 2 to 5 business days in the US, about 3 to 7 in the EU and UK and about 5 to 10 to Switzerland
  • US orders are produced in the US, EU and UK orders in Europe where available
  • Damaged, defective, misprinted or wrong item? Free replacement or refund, usually without a return
  • No returns or exchanges for a change of mind or wrong size. EU/EEA customers can withdraw from non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery
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Woman wearing a natural funny dachshund Halloween t-shirt with a wiener dog next to a smashed jack-o-lantern and the text Regret Was Never An Option, front view
Close-up of the chest print on a natural funny dachshund Halloween t-shirt with a wiener dog next to a smashed jack-o-lantern and the text Regret Was Never An Option
Woman in a natural funny dachshund Halloween t-shirt with a wiener dog next to a smashed jack-o-lantern and the text Regret Was Never An Option sitting on a fall porch with a black and tan dachshund and pumpkins

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Comfortable dog lover t-shirt soft cotton

All-Day Comfort

Problem: Stiff, scratchy fabrics that irritate your skin.

Solution: Soft ring-spun cotton that feels broken-in from day one — made for people who actually wear their shirts all day.

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Made for Dog Lovers

Problem: Generic dog shirts with zero personality.

Solution: Unique artwork crafted for real dog lovers — designs that tell your dog's story, not mass-market clipart.

High quality DTG printed dog t-shirt

Prints That Last

Problem: Designs that crack and fade after 3 washes.

Solution: Direct-to-garment printing that stays vivid wash after wash — guaranteed.