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Stealth Dachshund Halloween T-Shirt

Stealth Dachshund Halloween T-Shirt

$27.99 USD
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Color: Military Green
Size: S

Stealth was never an option. This funny dachshund Halloween shirt shows a long wiener dog under a ghost sheet that is simply too short to cover the whole dog. Tail out, paws out, fooling nobody.

Available in Navy, Sport Grey, White, Black, Military Green, Orange, Dark Heather, Natural and Sand, sizes S to 3XL. Gildan Softstyle, soft ring-spun cotton, classic unisex fit, printed in the USA.

Makes a great gift for: dachshund owners, dog moms and dads, and every doxie who has tried to sneak into the kitchen.

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Key Features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m² — soft, breathable and lightweight
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner fit
  • Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — holds shape wash after wash
  • High-quality DTF/DTG print — crisp, vibrant and built to last
  • Pearlized tear-away label — no itching, no irritation
  • Unisex classic fit — relaxed without being baggy

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron on low heat, avoid the print
  • Do not dry clean

Shipping & Returns

  • Free shipping on orders over $100
  • Printed on demand in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped in 2 to 5 business days in the US, about 3 to 7 in the EU and UK and about 5 to 10 to Switzerland
  • US orders are produced in the US, EU and UK orders in Europe where available
  • Damaged, defective, misprinted or wrong item? Free replacement or refund, usually without a return
  • No returns or exchanges for a change of mind or wrong size. EU/EEA customers can withdraw from non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery
$27.99
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Woman wearing a military green dachshund Halloween t-shirt with a wiener dog under a too-short ghost sheet and the text Stealth Was Never An Option, front view
Close-up of the chest print on a military green dachshund Halloween t-shirt with a wiener dog under a too-short ghost sheet and the text Stealth Was Never An Option
Woman in a military green dachshund Halloween t-shirt with a wiener dog under a too-short ghost sheet and the text Stealth Was Never An Option sitting on a fall porch with a black and tan dachshund and pumpkins

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